March 2012
lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
and i will try
to fist you
a girl on tumblr posts a picture of herself wearing cut off shorts, a low cut top, ten pounds of eyeliner and foundation and tells you to stay classy
February 2012
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Anonymous asked: really. james? ya what is your favorite movie of his then
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elementary school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg lucky
If Rick Santorum becomes my president I will actually leave
faggotnazi666:
thepizzaqueen:
why do people still have offensive urls
with like ‘faggot’ and ‘nazi’ and ‘666’ and things like that
i mean honestly
why?
hey
that hurts
Watch
How i feel about people who say Swag
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teenage girl in aeropostale sweatpants and a hollister hoodie wearing uggs tells you you know her name, not her story
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Anonymous asked: Screw those jealous bitches i think youre fuhreaking gorgeous!
if you don’t appreciate the Dinosaur Rap from WKUK then I’m sorry but we probably won’t get along irl
“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC
